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7:22pm April 19, 2014

arlfed:

kirklandork:

hetalia-poland:

Okay if 2pengland is hit in the ding dong he totally yells ‘Ow, my Twinkie!’ Or ‘my fragile cupcakes!’ And my favorite ‘be careful! You could’ve hurt my pixie stick!’

oh my god

OW MY DINKLE

7:21pm April 19, 2014
Anonymous asked: The Canadian was fed up with the American talking over others in the meeting and just being loud in general, Matthew knew how to solve this. He made a bet with the American during the break. If the American could last the rest of the meeting with a remote controlled vibrator with Matthew controlling it without cuming, Matthew would wear a thong, a lace bra and a leather collar for Alfred. Every time Alfred yelled during the meeting Matthew would turn up the speed.

ANON WHY

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… keep these up.

7:19pm April 19, 2014

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

7:18pm April 19, 2014

I GOT DAIRY MILK AND SOUR SKITTLES AND POCKY IN MY EASTER BOX BASKET AFTER DINNUR

4:39pm April 19, 2014

oh no my mom needs my help there’s too many of them the guests are multiplying

goodness gracious brb

4:35pm April 19, 2014

snoozecity:

thank u for this google

4:35pm April 19, 2014

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

coffee-for-lelia:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

lol you can still see the notes though.

4:33pm April 19, 2014

if I ever meet Jerry Seinfeld I’m just going to place my hands on him gently and say

"Why"

4:31pm April 19, 2014

More relatives are popping up all over the place like crazy

BUT ITS OAKY BECAUSE IT’S MY AUNT AND NOT A COUSIN

4:29pm April 19, 2014

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment